Ladies and gentlemen, I'm glad you're here with me on my favorite holiday ever. Hopefully, you've got your costume down, but if you don't, I have a few cardinal rules for you. Number one: a novelty headband + fishnets make one really, really shitty costume. Number two: either go frumpy on top and sexy on bottom, or sexy on top and frumpy on bottom. If you've got all frump or all sex going on, either you're going to look ugly, or you're going to look like last weekend's trash. Number three: better specific than general. No one wants to see another "cowgirl", but if you're Annie Oakley and carry around a shotgun and a beer bottle, your costume's just gotten a thousand times better. Number four: Facial hair is always funny. If all else fails? Dress in orange and black and carry around a bottle of Lucid. If anyone asks you what you are, respond with "I'm PrettyLegit's favorite holiday. Duh".