Girl on the elevator, gawking at my bright yellow tights: Oh my GOD, for a second I thought you had, like, a really bad tan!

Me: Oh. Heh, heh.

The man in the following photo is:

Unfortunately I seem to have picked up the latest cold that's going around (I'm going to blame this one on the guy who was hacking up a lung while reading Donald Trump's book, "Think Like a Champion," on my flight home from Chicago), so I'll be back to blogging as soon as I feel fashionable and funny again.

I'm currently looking for some fabulous sponsors for October and beyond (see the sidebar on the right for examples). If you have a small business, etsy shop, blog, Nigerian bank account, or just want to rent ad space to confess your undying love for your Starbucks barista, please feel free to email me for all the details. My rates are super affordable and I'd love to talk to you!

"Going into a Betsey Johnson store is like being drunk in a candy shop. It’s really colorful and exciting but it makes you dizzy and kinda sick to your stomach."
-Lindsay

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