It's so frustrating to go to a themed party and see someone who's purchased their entire outfit from a Halloween costume shop. Dude, anyone can go and buy a complete sexy Martian getup, but mad props to anyone that can turn a pile of cardboard and cans into a robot. The point is, there's no better arena in which to exhibit your Martha-ness than at a Future themed party. Where else are you going to be able to bump and grind with astronauts, aliens, and an of-age Shiloh Jolie-Pitt? Throw on your shortest metallic dress and accessorize with tin foil antennae, glow sticks and your favorite attachable fourth hand. And if nothing else, it's a more creative way to recycle all those Chef Boyardee tins you've been collecting.