Granted, a high percentage of all themed parties thrown are thrown by fraternities, which explains the disproportional number parties with themes that encourage lingerie. That's why I'm always happy to attend something that's more about the pretty than the titties. And seriously, what girl isn't happy to attend a tea party? Throwing back shots in little teacups is both classy and crass, waving at people with your pinky finger's finally acceptable and, if you're lucky, a dapper Mr. Darcy will offer to fetch you a scone. But most importantly? There's finally an excuse to employ that lame British accent that you've been practicing. Cheerio!