Ugly sweater parties are a tricky thing. With a theme so specific, it's sometimes fairly difficult to stand out amongst other ugly sweater revelers, and all you costume purists (myself included), face it. It's a party, and girl, you can't go around look all fugly and shit. Best course of action to keep the holiday spirit alive while getting some seasonal bootay: leave you miniskirts and tights (that are oh so obvious to counter the frump-osity of the sweater). Instead, why wait to wear your shiny holiday separates? Get a shrunken boys' sweater from your local consignment shop and pair it with a pair of satin skinnies, a sparkly cummerbund belt and mile high platforms.